1. People constantly ask you how you cope.
2. Then give you a one sided, head tilted condescending half smile and say 'oh it must be sooooo hard. I could never cope without my kids Dad". (Yes you could. And actually you probably already do)
3. You get into bed and something plastic nearly goes up your arse it it's nothing kinky. It's a smurf.
4. You're ridiculously, riddiculously, RIDDICULOUSLY tired.
5. Planning an evening out requires weeks, blood, sweat, tears and favours from ANY fucker willing to babysit.
6. You never sit down. Like, not ever.
7. You're in your own pulling category for arsehole males because they (wrongly) assume you're desperate.
8. Your kids sleep in your bed way to often, coz it's lush and it's your fucking bed so they can.
9. You have had several strokes, multiple nervous breakdowns and sobbed with frustration dealing with tax credits.
10. You've had the humiliating task of calling the tax credit wankers to confirm that yes, you are indeed STILL single.
11. You're kids think you're a God damn hero and have a relationship with you that is so strong, so unique and so special that no one who isn't doing it alone could ever possibly comprehend.
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