And they say women are complicated.

I am a desired woman. I can pull blokes. Always have been able to. I'm reasonably attractive, quick witted and easy going. That's easy GOING. #clarifying.

Men chase me. I get flirted with a lot. Without wanting to yank my own chain, I could probably get laid several times a week without too much trouble. Not that I want to. But I guess my ego likes the fact I could IF I wanted too. Facebook is an obvious platform for this. Only last night did a random message pop up from a colleague, telling me what he though I'd like to hear.

So I get texts and FB messages from guys fairly regularly suggesting, that, they "would". Tentatively dipping their toe in the water, to check if the temperature is anywhere near "gagging for it".

I get told by men from all sorts of walk of life that I'm hot, sexy, attractive, stunning, beautiful, that my eyes are incredible, a great person, funny, lovely, fit....

I get told by my female friends that men "react to me", I'm naturally desirable and incredibly flirty.

I have men who "want me", would fuck me, "ruin me", wine, dine and 69 me.

I have men who think I'm awesome. They want to hang out with me, watch sport with me, go out on the puss with me. Think I'm great fun, a good laugh....

I have men who think I'm sweet, caring, kind of vulnerable, who want to take care if me.

I am a "reverse fag hag". Even gay men love me.

I have men who want to talk to me, listen to me, who think I'm creative and intelligent. They "love my mind".

So, for someone who is seemingly so fucking popular with the opposite sex, why am I eternally single?? Why can't I find ONE man who covers ALL those bases. No but's. You're amazing... But. You're so beautiful.... You're so intelligent and incredibly funny... But. I've even had "I love you.... But".

I'm not going to lie, those "buts" are taking their toll. Those "buts" smart like a mother fucker.

But how do you see a "but" coming when what precedes it is a wonderful compliment, or a statement of affection or love. It's like setting someone up to make damn sure they feel twice as shit afterwards. I think "I love you.... But" is one if the cruelest, most heart breaking sentences I've ever heard. It's going to take some serious girl fucking power to deal with that bad boy.

So, I'm going to get a cat. They can't fucking talk.